| Whats a question with no answer called? a one of those........
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? aliens.......
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?2 crumbs
Can a person with no ears wear glasses? as confirmed by jimidb, yes they can.......
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop? who knows......
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes? because.........
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?both....??
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it? cuz there dick heads..........
Do stairs go up or down?both..........depends wot end of the stairs ur at....
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?space and beyond..........
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? of course they do......
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?yes...no..maybe....i've tried but came 2 no final conclusion.......
Are marbles made of marble? nope........mayb .............nope.....
Can you get cornered in a round room?according 2 natz no.........however i think u can get circled........
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? a train wearing pink PJ's...........
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? u stick a pair of shorts on a giant mouse and people think its cute........
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? yes..............of coarse.......yummo........
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" yes i obviously have.........
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? very funny..........
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?i tried it, it depends on the make of popcorn i tried different 1's, one went bang..........
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?hhhhhmmmmmm......i'll find out and tell u.....
Why can't you get a tan on your palms? after sitting wiv my palms facing the sun 4 2 hours......no u cant..........
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? cuz it sounds free'er.......... |
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